< Episode 85 Yeah, I know what I said, but what can I tell you? I’m a sucker for punishment. A few small pieces of housekeeping and memory-joggers before we get restarted:

< Episode 83 Okay everyone. It’s time to get aroused. We’re just two La Liga games away from our trip to the Delle Alpi, and I couldn’t be less ready or more excited. Speaking of those two games, here’s how they go.

< Episode 82 Real Madrid it is then. Champions League Quarter Final, first leg at La Cartuja, second leg at the cauldron of the Bernabeu. They’re going to be a massive pair of occasions. First up though, we’ve got some business to attend to in La Liga — starting with…

< Episode 81 I’ve almost forgotten about that horrendous run we were on just a month or so ago. We’re now unbeaten in nine and have won our last seven in a row — not a bad way to prepare for our final two Champions League Phase 2 Group games…

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< Episode 78 With a hangover the size of the Alcázar following the commiserations from our defeat to Racing, I hold a cold towel to my head as Chugger splutters through the miles north through Spain, into France, and up to Calais, where we’ll get a €16.99 ferry over the…

< Episode 77 With our Champions League group drawn and games against Arsenal, Celtic and — first — Milan to look forward to, our interim league game against Oviedo doesn’t feel that important. And, as such, I plan to put out a thoroughly unimportant team to face them just…